danyboy started this topic @ 13:59 on 30/10/2006
1. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
2. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
3. If I save time, when do I get it back?
4. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
5. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
6. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
7. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
8. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.. there's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left! .
14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?
Cheers
Daniel
RE: Little bit of fun - Makes Us Think
danyboy | 30/10/2006 02:12 PM
Hope it makes u go an extra mile
RE: Little bit of fun - Makes Us Think
Sherbert | 30/10/2006 02:20 PM
Very good Dannyboy, now get back to work!!!
I'M PINK
THEREFORE I'M SPAM
RE: Little bit of fun - Makes Us Think
danyboy | 01/11/2006 02:02 PM
Hi Cmrule,,,,
Is that a Rule,
OK
I shall abide by it...
Find something interesting next week
Cheers
Daniel
RE: Little bit of fun - Makes Us Think
SALGADO iNVESTIGATIONS | 03/11/2006 12:00 AM
By the date to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man--man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it.
Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.
There is no conclusive evidence of life after death. But there is not evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know. So why fret about it?
If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.
It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another--but which one? Differences are crucial.
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RE: Little bit of fun - Makes Us Think
Goose | 03/11/2006 03:09 PM
There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.
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